Ok, so maybe you're a bit sensitive in the airport and those other regions we won't mention. This could be the shirt for you. Yeh, send me a photo of you wearing this shirt in your local airport. Then send me one of you in jail! I'm sure your friends will love it!
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All lower case printing on this shirt. Yep. We're being so understated. Pick your color and size, and then we'll print 'em up for you the old fashion way, yes, real honest to goodness screen printing!